"Gender studies” ban in the schools: Elton John vs Venice Mayor Brugnaro

When Renaissance of Belpaese was eventually sure, under the victorious lead of National Democratic Party, a new threat faced on the Italian shores. From perfidious England, the ferocious and mad criminal Elton John launched the terrible “GENDER EMERGENCY”!

Traditional family was in danger!
(on the newspaper cover, “Gender emergency in school”)
“My husband is just right… We’ve got no religion anymore"

Mad plan was based in introducing - into school books - models of family not consistent with those described, for instance, on the:
1) Covers of “Christian family”;
2) IKEA brochures;
3) Third Reich newsreels;

But a crew of heros, led by Venice Mayor Luigi Brugnaro, rebelled agaist the plan of the British criminal.
S.Marco Lion: “Who listens to Crocodile Rock will go to the sword!"
(The lion carrying the gospel is the symbol of Saint Mark, protector of Venice, and of the city itself)

The mayor personally reviewed school books…
“Is this supposed to be educational? A gang of youngsters abandoning their families and wandering under the lead of an outlaw!”
“Sir, that is the Gospel!"

The purge went pityless ahead.
Venice carnival mask to Donald Duck: “You are under arrest, as decided by his majesty the Mayor! Your publications for children describe a sexually ambiguous family!”

The sly songwriter was not surrending at all. Patriots took then advantage of the well known vanity of homosexual people to trap him… He was invited to Venice Biennale for setting a musical stand up...

And there he was finally burned alive!!!

Mom: “Now our family is eventually safe, sweetheart”
Kid: “But where is daddy?”
Mom: “That jerk? Most likely getting laid with some transsexual!"


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