Italian elections. Those who...








First cartoon
Those who vote Casapound (*) because they used to have a turtle when they were children.
Di Stefano: "Italians first!"
"But Ezra Pound was American"
Di Stefano: "Ezra who?"
(*) One of the Italian fascist parties, whose name is inspired by the America poet Ezra Pound (supporter of fascism). Di Stefano is the leader of such party, whose symbol is a turtle.

Second cartoon
"Those who candidate Traini"
Matteo Salvini: "This is called tricolor, a good leghista can use it to clean his ass or as a coat when shooting immigrants".
Luca Traini is the psychopath fascist who fired on immigrants in the streets of Macerata (Italy) pretending to revenge Pamela Mastropietro, a 18 years old girl slaughtered in the city.
Traini was a candidate of the xenophobe party Lega Nord on previous elections.
After having tried to shoot a bunch of people, randomly selecting them based on the color of the skin, shooting with a rifle, he put on his shoulders a Tricolor (the red, green, white Italian flag).
Matteo Salvini is the leader of the xenophobe party Lega Nord. 
A supporter of Lega Nord is called "leghista".
The founder and former leader of Lega Nord, Umberto Bossi, claimed to use the "Tricolor" (Italian flag) to clean his ass.

Third cartoon
Those who... "Health is an opinion"
Luigi Di Maio (*): "Everybody cares about vaccines, and nobody asks San Gennaro for protection.
Leader of Movimento Cinque Stelle, he wants to reduce the number of mandatory vaccines, giving freedom of choice. He attended a catholic rite in Naples, where on yearly basis the Bishop checks if the so called "blood of Saint Gennaro" (an unknown material contained in an ampoule) is liquid or solid. If the blood looks liquid, then the miracle happened, and people can kiss the ampoule. 

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